The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. Twice a day. Jordan Belfort: Your profit on a mere $6,000 investment could be upwards of $60,000! What I'm asking, you Swiss dick, is are you going to fuck me over? Jordan Belfort: I'm the Founder of SucceedFeed.com and I truly appreciate you taking the time to read my posts and being apart of the Succeed Feed community. R (Graphic Nudity|Drug Use|Language Throughout|Some Violence|Strong Sexual Content), Comedy, Cause I can't keep track of your professions honey! The movie also features the "One of Us" chant, which is a reference to the 1930s horror movie Freaks. Cunt, cock, asshole." Rogue wave! Jordan Belfort: Next came the NASDAQs, who were one step down from the Blue Chips. And his urine stream was like a fucking fire hose. If you don't do it, the stress of this job, it'll make you explode. Based on the true story of Jordan Belfort, from his rise to a wealthy stock-broker living the high life to his fall involving crime, corruption and the federal government. Regal Three days later, I filed for a divorce and moved Naomi into the apartment. Jordan Belfort: What the fuck are you talking about? Huh? Which is why you should pick up 5000 shares . Naomi Lapaglia: Honey oh my God!, you probably had to pay them in cash with your hands! People tend to give up. Who? It is a cutting edge high-tech firm out of the Midwest, awaiting imminent patent approval on the next generation of radar detectors that have both huge military and civilian applications. I don't wanna die, Jordan! Why don't you do me a favor. Go on. Smartest of the bunch was Nicky Koskoff. You're gonna be seeing an awful lot of this around the house. The 3 keys to success of the Straight Line Persuasion system are: Developing rapport with the customer. [Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back]. Who is the one who flew in here at 3:00 in the morning on their stupid helicopter and woke up Skylar? Donnie Azoff: That was you! Think about it. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Yeah, my wife yeah, my wife is my cousin or whatever. It was obscene, in the normal world. You know? Donnie Azoff: There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself as to why you can't achieve it. And I choose rich every fuckin' time. I called the captain the n-word? Jordan Belfort: Get those fucking ludes! On new issue day? Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Stability. She was the one with my cock in her mouth in the Ferrari, so put your dick back in your pants. Stop that sweetie, please? Mark Hanna: Naomi Lapaglia: All you have to do today is pick up that phone and speak the words that I have taught you. Jordan Belfort: Her pussy was like heroin to me. Jordan Belfort: Like the whole Donnie Azoff: And they're all shaved too. Linette Lopez. It's a woozie. Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: Looking for the best quotes from The Wolf of Wall Street? And I hate fucking chess!, And my wifewell, I guess shed earned her scene with me, but still; did she really have that much reason to be angry? Just below that it reads "Ticket Confirmation#:" followed by a 10-digit number. You want me to sell you this fucking pen? [voice over] I'm gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. Who? Wakes up on plane; finds he is restrained by a seatbelt across his chest, picks up the phone, then calmly, in a transatlantic accent, Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl, Pretends to walk away, but suddenly turns back, Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Fuck you! It's like lasers. GET OFF THE PHONE! Jordan Belfort: Search, discover and share your favorite The Wolf Of Wall Street GIFs. It kind of wigs some people out. I'm gonna take custody of the kids. Mark Hanna: it's partly due to dicaprio. But it wasn't a poisonous silence. Stratton Broker in a Bowtie: It's just stupid. Holy fucking shit Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: I'm a former member of the middle class raised by two accountants in a tiny apartment in Bayside, Queens. Because sometime in the not-so-distant future, youre gonna be pulling up at a red light, in your beat-up old fucking Pinto, and that persons gonna be pulling up right alongside you in their brand new Porsche. You're never gonna see the kids again! Is it, is it mayhem? GODDAMN IT! Sell me this pen! Good! That'd scare the shit out of me, buddy. On cocksucking, motherfucking new issue day? That's good for me. This is "Wall Street" but with Leonardi DiCaprio and Jonah Hill on Quaaludes. Come for me. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Me, I jack it 12-15 times a week. I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. I got this non-alcoholic shit Jordan Belfort: BENI-FUCKING-HANA? Like, we grew up together, and she grew up hot, you know, she fucking grew up hot. If youre into films about money, sales, success and that rags to riches story then it is all of that with a bunch of crazy, obscene and extreme all thrown in. I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. It doesn't exist. Oh my God, the emperor of Fucksville came down from Fucksville to give me a pass! Mommy, have you ever noticed anything odd about Mr. Get off me! With their beautiful wife by their side, whos got big voluptuous tits. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: But who the fuck wanted to live there? Jordan Belfort, Let me tell you something. [in narration] Jordan Belfort: What a greek tragedy! Why didn't you tell me, sweetheart? Sound good, John? Brad: Donnie Azoff: We require immediate assistance! Nothing. Am I crazy? But it's not like what you think or whatever, you know Jordan Belfort: By opting to have your ticket verified for this movie, you are allowing us to check the email address associated with your Rotten Tomatoes account against an email address associated with a Fandango ticket purchase for the same movie. The Wolf of Wall Street by Jordan Belfort 34,928 ratings, 3.73 average rating, 2,462 reviews Open Preview The Wolf of Wall Street Quotes Showing 1-27 of 27 "Act as if! Captain Ted Beecham: What kind of person are you? I can't close this briefcase. Good, pick up the phone and start dialing! Jordan Belfort: Across the Verrazano's Bridge. Sell that. Out of respect. [when asked who is Captain Ahab] Mark Hanna : It's his first day on Wall Street. Oh no. Technically, you do work for me. And from now on it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. Really, really great. Let me know in the comments and please share this post to help and inspire others. After 15 years in storage, the lemmons had developed a delayed fuse. Mark Hanna: Refresh and try again. I'm talking about this. Below Ive put together the best Wolf of Wall Street quotes on money and success. All right? How about that, faggot? A Long Island mansion featured in Martin Scorsese's 2013 film "Wolf of Wall Street" is listed for $10 million. [pauses] Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort: Let me tell you something else. I love you. [stands up tall, smiling] Where were they doing it, sweetheart? ~ Jordan Belfort. Belfort was played by Leonardo DiCaprio in the film . It took 90 minutes for these fuckers to kick in but once they did, *pow. It's startin' to shit in the house again. The world of investing can be a jungle. This is Captain Ted Beecham aboard the yacht Naomi! GET OFF THE PHONE! Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Is your landlord ready to evict you? By continuing, you agree to the Privacy Policy and This is Brad, and Brad is the guy I really wanted. Feel free to reach out and connect. The sides did cure cancer, that's the problem, that's why they were so expensive. Dont ever forget that., Listen, guys, fucking around with midgets aint no joke. I mean, I don't want to get personal or anything, but are they okay? Donnie Azoff: Max Belfort: After they left I checked the apartment. Give me a kiss, sweetheart. I felt horrible. See. I'm talking about normal people, working-class everyday people. It had nothing to fucking do with me! How the fuck else are you supposed to do this job? And by the way, John, our analysts indicate it could go a heck of a lot higher than that. [to Naomi] Donnie Azoff: Stratton Oakmont. Can I have that Danish? The IRS, they allow for T&A, it's fine. All rights reserved. Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): Once in the morning, right after I work out, then once right after lunch. Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. She had been my mistress, for Chrissake! Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: You're gonna give me a pass? Even more fucked was that he got busted for shit that had nothing to with me. Im gonna let you in on a little secret about these telephones. I'm not ashamed to admit it: my first time in prison, I was terrified. Jordan Belfort: What do you mean you want a divorce? [in thoughts] Jordan Belfort: There were more over here. Good. Chester Ming: A former model and Miller Lite girl. It's the first time a stock is offered for sale to the general population. And you got the beautiful girls there. I got you, baby. The truth was that hookers did take credit cardsor at least ours did! Bang, bang, bang. Last month you were a wine connoisseur, and now youre an aspiring landscape architect, Isnt that right? Jordan Belfort, You got my money taped to your tits, honey. I do it cause I fuckin' need to. The jet skis just went overboard! And when it gets in, I'll give you a call and you come pick it up. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Look, I know you're not following what I'm saying anyway, right? Donnie Azoff: Many weren't happy with the ending, though it was a very accurate representation of this day and time, and falls in line with typical Scorsese films. I got you. That was so fucking great. Good! Everyone wants to get rich. Jordan Belfort: I got a blinkling light because I don't have shit from you. I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Jordan Belfort: It's called cocaine. Write your name down on that napkin for me. Babe, I spoke to the lawyers again today. What are these sides? Why? By the early 1990s, while still in his 20s, Belfort founds his own firm, Stratton Oakmont. That's right! Captain Ted Beecham: What we're gonna do is this: first we pitch 'em Disney, AT&T, IBM, blue chip stocks exclusive. So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. Jordan and Donnie cut up lines as a HOSTESS serves Bloody . Is that right? Okay? I fucked up so bad. Yeah I'm sure. . Jordan Belfort, Theyre gonna need a fucking wrecking ball to take me out of here. Mark Hanna, One thing I can promise you is that I never ask my clients to judge me on my winners, I ask them to judge me on my losers because I have so few. Jordan Belfort, Just like that I made two grand, the other guys looked at me like I just discovered fire. Jordan Belfort, You know, just people say s**t. I dont even know. When you get really good at it, you'll fucking be stroking and you'll be thinking about money. You have to excuse my friend. Sea Otter, who sold meat and weed. That's who you're gonna be sitting next to! Go at it. When you do something, you might fail. Once we sucker them in, we unload the dog shit. Coming Soon. It's beautiful! Everybody on point! Do I jerk off? All the sudden I - one week - nobody had anything down there any more. Oh, California? This is my home! You're not taking my kids, sweetheart. Tap "Sign me up" below to receive our weekly newsletter The Cerebral Palsy phase. And act as if you are already a tremendous success, and as sure as I stand here today - you will become successful., You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? Sell me that pen. I'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing, but you just said that everybody wants to get rich. Oh, you don't love me? The movie is popular for its engaging story and its depiction of the notorious party culture. WHY? Fugayzi, fugazi. Donnie and I were going out on our own. S-so if I, if I sell a stock at $10,000, my commission is 5,000 bucks. [Naomi slaps Jordan and he slaps her back]. Their fathers are douchebags, just like their fathers before them. You got a minute? You snooks will now be targeting the wealthiest 1% of Americans. One fucking day, you couldn't keep it together? Because I want you to come for me, baby. Despite focusing on multimillionaire stockbroker Jordan Belfort (Leonardo DiCaprio . The wolf of Wall Street they call me! Alden Kupferberg: ~ Teresa Petrillo. Like a loaded M16 without a trained marine to pull the trigger. In which case, you know, we could start fresh. Jordan Belfort lived an outrageous life which ultimately caught up with him. Not to mention countless dollars. Donnie Azoff: Jordan Belfort: Baby, it gets worse. But before you depart this room full of winners, I want you to take a good look at the person next to you. These little bastards were so strong I had discovered a whole new phase. Jordan Belfort: More importantly, you will learn. Jordan Belfort, the former stock broker whose story inspired the hit movie The Wolf of Wall Street, is suing the filmmakers for $300m (229m). Mark Hanna: They all want something for nothing. Jordan Belfort, Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid. Let us know whats wrong with this preview of, Act as if! Oh come on, baby. What I want to know is, have you got the guts to live? Jordan Belfort, You dont choose who you fall in love with, do you? I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. And you brought in all the sides Tell him about the sides. No, there's no alcohol. So in that sense youre lucky Im not the one who does the hiring around here., contrary to previous assumptions, young men and women who possess the collective social graces of a herd of sex-crazed water buffalo and have an intelligence quotient in the range of Forrest Gump on three hits of acid, can be taught to sound like Wall Street wizards, as long as you write every last word down for them and then keep drilling it into their heads again and againevery day, twice a dayfor a year straight., I laughed right along with her, but inside I was dying. That conniving twat! Oh yeah. I'm not gonna let someone, you know, one of these assholes fuck my cousin. I want you to fuck me real hard. Yeah. I found this woman's company to be incredibly soothing., Victor was Chinese by birth and Jewish by injection, having been raised amid the most savage young Jews anywhere on Long Island: the towns of Jericho and Syosset., I had considered changing my phone number, but I was so far behind on my phone bill that NYNEX was after me too., People dont buy stock; it gets sold to them. Captain Ted Beecham: Of all the fucking days, she chooses today to give me blue balls. right? But we were making more money than we knew what do with. The movie is being directed by Martin Scorsese, stars Leonardo DiCaprio, and is based on the autobiography of Wall Street castaway, Jordan Belfort. And particularly troublesome. Naomi Lapaglia: Your AMC Ticket Confirmation# can be found in your order confirmation email. Her name was Pam and to her credit, she did have this amazing technique with this wild twisting jerk motion. And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by? Jordan Belfort. Jordan Belfort: Theyre called telephones. Can't imagine ever not enjoying getting fucked up. Mark Hanna: Naomi Lapaglia: But no touching. You're dealing with numbers. It's three feet of water down there. Get off. Jordan Belfort: And who're you gonna be sitting next to? Mark Hanna: Jordan Belfort: But, But what was wrong with that? Jordy, one of these days the chickens are gonna come home to roost. I didn't even want to bring it up. So before I approve this midget-tossing business, you need to find me a game warden who can rein in the little critter if he should go off the deep end. Chester, who sold tires and weed. Robbie Feinberg ('Pinhead'): You think I would let my kids near you? What, you wanna go inside and blow some lines of baking powder, baking soda? Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you! 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Want me to come for you? vials of coke. Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? Nicholas the Butler: Yeah, there's like a 60 percent, you know 60, 65 percent chance the kid's gonna be fuckin' retarded or whatever Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: You're lookin' at me like I'm crazy. Jordan Belfort: You gotta stay relaxed. Jordan Belfort: Do it differently each time. Three or four times, maybe five. Jordan Belfort: Right? Good luck on that subway ride home to your miserable, ugly fucking wives. But it gets even better, baby. I want you to fuck me like it's the last fucking time. Whoa! Good for you, little man. Trained professionals to guide you through the financial wilderness. Naomi Lapaglia: Donnie, this isn't this isn't funny, you gotta untie me, buddy. [hears a phone] Don't try to fight it. Is there an apology message on the machine?" Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: Naomi Lapaglia: I gotta tell you. He must have thought we were still at the Hamptons this weekend, you know. You're gonna miss it! Jordan Belfort: Whats inspirational about Belforts story is actually how he was able to recover from his fall from grace. I'm constantly weighing everything in my mind and trying to predict how my actions will influence events. Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today when their emperor's gone? Jordan Belfort: She's a classy lady. You understand? I told you, you're not taking my fucking kids. Wow. Failure is your friend. Jordan Belfort, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right? Jordan Belfort, Ive got the guts to die. We don't give two shits about how technology works, 'cause all we care about is getting fucking RICH! Fuck you! Jordan Belfort: My name is Jordan Belfort. No, I don't wanna implode, sir. There are solid performances from all the main and supporting characters. Right? Yeah? Jordan Belfort: I'm gonna kill myself. Now that I'm under federal indictment with an electronic bracelet around my ankle, now you decide you don't fucking love me anymore. Jordan Belfort: Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. And in the case of Aerotyne, based on every technical factor out there, John, we are looking at a grand slam home run. After all, the IRS knew about this sort of stuff, didnt they? From movie lovers to businessmen alike The Wolf of Wall Street is arguably one of the most iconic films of the 21st century. It's not like that. Fuzzy Bear over there? You be relentless! Yeah, no. Is he fucking crazy? The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. So you listen to me and you listen well. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: You wanna fuck me? Alden Kupferberg: Doesn't even matter to you! All Id done was taken the small liberty of moving things to their logical conclusion, changing T and E to T and A: Tits and Ass!, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right?, But what I sincerely hope is that my life serves as a cautionary tale to the rich and poor alike; to anyone whos living with a spoon up their nose and a bunch of pills dissolving in their stomach sac; or to any person whos considering taking a God-given gift and misusing it; to anyone who decides to go to the dark side of the force and live a life of unbridled hedonism. That'd be 40,000 shares, John. Trust me. Jordan Belfort: Exactly. Yeah! I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. Just hold on tight. There's no nobility in poverty. The year I turned 26, as the head of my own brokerage firm, I made $49 million, which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week. Jordan Belfort: Jordan Belfort: You don't think I'm gonna see my fucking kids again, huh? If anyones gonna fuck my cousin, its gonna be me. I'm sure every person has this; it's just that my monologue is particularly loud. Absolutely fucking not. Jordan Belfort: The only thing that of course bummed me out a little bit about this whole idea is having to give information about my friends. What a greek tragedy! She's already got C-cups, but now she wants FUCKIN' DOUBLE D'S! But, you drink enough and you drink a lot and it'll get you fucked up? Jordan Belfort: We are going down! Guys with sales experience. I got news for you. I dont even listen to it half the time. Jordan Belfort, Every person around here, they want to get rich and they want to get rich quickly. Copyright Fandango. Martin Scorsese 's The Wolf of Wall Street is a darkly comedic portrayal of unrestrained Wall Street hedonism and greed that ranks among the maestro's greatest works of the last decade. [bursting into laughter] Jordan Belfort: [dubious] 33 Inspiring Jordan Belfort Quotes For Success. Its fairy dust. Thats who youre gonna be sitting next to! Jordan Belfort, You be ferocious, you be relentless, you be telephone fucking terrorists Jordan Belfort, Let me give you some legal advice: Shut the fuck up! Agent Patrick Denham, Im not fucking leaving! ~ Jordan Belfort. Okay? Jordan Belfort: * And I had skipped the tingle phase and jumped straight to the drool phase. I am not gonna die sober! It's fairy dust. Rugrat gets busted down in Miami, and guess who happens to be with him? Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. 3 2 1, let's fuck! Jordan, it's fucking good, right? Yeah, it's getting old and decrepit. Patrick Denham: Theyre not gonna dial themselves. Oh, my God. Just a moment while we sign you in to your Goodreads account. Mmm, baby. I called him Rugrat because of his piece of shit hairpiece. Jordan Belfort: You can't even buy them anymore. The real question is this: was all this legal? But pretty soon, somebody figured out that if you resisted the urge to sleep for just fifteen minutes, you got a pretty kick-ass high from it. it should simply be a lesson learned about the world of the stock broker because it's not possible to empathise with his character as everything he does it so vile. Listen to me, if you piss up the SEC's leg, you end up with your tits in a wringer. Ti mun bt tay vi vn ca bn bng cch tr nn giu c. I love it. The image is an example of a ticket confirmation email that AMC sent you when you purchased your ticket. Donnie Azoff: Whose fucking teeth are you gonna knock in? FBI! Bulls. Stratton Oakmont Commercial: Don't you fucking dare! Naomi Lapaglia: The Wolf of Wall Street is a memoir by a former stockbroker and trader Jordan Belfort, first published in September 2007. it's possibly the best acting he's done in anything but it's also to do with the presentation. Cinemark Jordan Belfort: I don't understand. $430,000 in one month, Jordy. [narration] We're talking about whales here, Moby fucking Dicks. Plot - Jordan Belfort earns by day thousands of dollars per minute, money that he squanders by night at the same velocity in drugs, sex and travels around the world. This movie unfortunately is too raunchy to ever be considered for an award, but it is a quality film. Oh my God! It's his first day on Wall Street. I'm not talking about Buddhists or Amish. Pick up the phone and start dialing! Dwayne: What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here? I'm really happy for you. That's my boy right there. Jordan Belfort: You hear me? And I choose rich every fucking time. Verified reviews are considered more trustworthy by fellow moviegoers. You look like a kid, and Wall Streets no place for kids. I don't even listen to it half the time. Do you jerk off? Your hair looks good. Teresa Petrillo, It was obscene, in the real world. They usually cost a hundred dollars or less, and if you didnt wear a condom, youd get a penicillin shot the next day and then pray that your dick didnt fall off. Its never landed. The porterhouse from Argentina. Max Belfort: Coming Soon, Regal You hear me? What are you, a fucking owl? His eyes seem to be a little bit odd, don't they? You wanna fuck me, Jordan? Jordan Belfort: Movie Info. And eviscerate your enemies. Most of the quotes by Jordan Belfort are very inspiring and Ive even included some funny quotes from the movie. Some of these girls, you should see them. I heard some stupid shit. Donnie Azoff: Nicky Koskoff: Sides? Jordan Belfort: Don't you fucking dare. Jordan Belfort: Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by becoming rich. Mark Hanna : So if you've got a client who bought stock at 8 and now it's at 16 and he's all fucking happy, he wants to cash in and liquidate, take his fucking money and run home, you . Nicholas the Butler: Are you behind on your credit card bills? Your hair looks good. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: There's no nobility in poverty. I myself, I jerk off at least twice a day. Mark Hanna, Implosions are ugly. Right, right. Jordan Belfort: So I used the cousin thing, as like, an in with her. Jordan Belfort: OK. Jordan Belfort: Are you fucking serious? I started this website because I wanted to help people like you to maximize their potential and achieve their dreams. Technically, you do work for me. Donnie Azoff, Ill tell you what: Im never eating at Benihana again. Jordan Belfort: Is your landlord ready to evict you? It was a madhouse, a greed fest, with equal parts cocaine, testosterone, and body fluids. I mean that was the last time we ever have sex. If you did it long enough, he was certain to piss right back at you. Like, "Run free!" The Wolf Of Wall Street tells the story of Jordan Belfort, a drug-fueled, ambitious hustler at wall street. How do you say rathole in British? The biggest IPO in this firm's history, what the fuck is he doing? My wife, Naomi, the Duchess of Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. Eventually Ben married her, which was pretty amazing, considering she blew every single guy in the office. Jordan Belfort: Leah Belfort: Jordan Belfort: For a moment, I had forgotten I lived in a world where everything was for sale. I want you to come for me like it's the last fucking time. Does Daddy get a kiss from both of his little girls? You had to deal with the Golf Course people too! I understand perfectly, you American shit. You're not fucking taking my fucking kids! They're called telephones. There could be. Here's a list of a few of the best lines from the movie: I want you to deal with Your problems by . Jordan Belfort: Max Belfort: [Dangles the fish from the bowl by its tail and swallows it]. It is no matter. So, I presume you're Italian. [on getting arrested] Hey, pal. If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. You just made love to me. Is it Wednesday already? ~ Jordan Belfort. Do it differently each time. Wouldn't you like to know how to sell it? I can get you beer if you want fuckin' beer. Hey, sweetheart! The story is the memoir of Jordan Belfort, a Long Island kid played by Leonardo DiCaprio who rose to become a millionaire penny stock scammer and boiler-room boss. Jordan Belfort:
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